A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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