Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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