Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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