And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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