Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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