you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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