rhymes with "ouble enetration"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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