If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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