Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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