I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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