i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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