I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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