I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
should my penis look like a turkey
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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