you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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