Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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