Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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