also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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