You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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