I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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