Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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