I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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