the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
When are your genitals available?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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