My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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