Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
my poor anus
I believe in your delicious
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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