i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
