Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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