i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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