I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Moan for me like Helen Keller
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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