i was born a porn star she said
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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