I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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