i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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