I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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