Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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