So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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