Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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