i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
