Nicole vs. Life
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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