"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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