He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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