Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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