Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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