so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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