She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am spending my child support on dildos
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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