i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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