put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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