If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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