i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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