u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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