question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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