and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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