We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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