Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
