Dual....:-)
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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