I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.