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• (214): View more from Texas

  I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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• (925): View more from California

  he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Gross! What the hell is that?!?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.

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