yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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