I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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